The Grandyman's Can

Ahh, hello loyal readers, and welcome to a slightly belated start to the 2011 Yankees Butts season! Thanks for tuning in! It's been long enough, let's do this!

It's only fair to start the 2011 season with one of the most productive players of the first half: CF, #14, Curtis Granderson. Grandy is one of the American League leaders in both Home Runs & RBI's and the MLB leader in Runs scored. In addition to being awesome on the field (like when he belted one out of cavernous New Shea the other night), The Grandyman is awesome off the field too, where he donates his time to organizations aimed at helping inner city youth, schools, and athletic programs. He's a spokesperson for both RBI Baseball & First Lady Michelle Obama's Let's Move, Anti-Obesity Campaign. Curtis is a 2011 AL All Star and an all-the-time outstanding human being. He's also got a super cute Yankees Butt.

Here we see him warming up the Outfield with #11, Brett Gardner at last Tuesday's game vs. the Milwaukee Brewers. Please note the high-socks* & fantastic Yankees Butt!


Curtis Granderson is motivational in more ways than he even knows. Grandy is officially my Muse. And I've never once seen him in an Ed Hardy shirt, which scores him some mad Extra Credit points, cuz that shit's like Crack (ha!) to Baseball Players.

For all these reasons and more, The Grandyman's Can gets our 2011 First Half MVP MVB Award. Most Valuable (Yankees) Butt!



* my favorite.

And They Just Stood There...

As if they knew a totally cute blogger was admiring their fine Yankees Outfielding Butts from the bleachers.

Yes, they're also assessing (ha?) the damage from the recent boxing match that destroyed the precious field, but more importantly, this spontaneous photo-op from the recent Phillies series has afforded us a chance to throw some love out to the 2010 Yankees OF.

#33, Swishaa's trimmed down in the off-season with great results, #11, Brett Gardner has become the productive pest that everyone had hoped for, and #14, Curtis Granderson made an immediate positive impact in the lineup. When healthy, he adds flow. The more I see him play, the more I dig his style. Grandy is the type of guy who knows where his library card is. I can say for certain, that it is in neither of his back pockets. I tell you whut.