It's Baseball 2012!

Get out there, boys-- the Super Bowl is over and IT'S FINALLY BASEBALL SEASON!

This Off Season brought some changes that Yankees fans should be excited about. Most importantly, the acquisition of RHP Michael Pineda, a Young Stud from Seattle, who is the gold nugget in a deal that sent our Slugging Savior, C/DH Jesus Montero to the Mariners. With great Catching prospects like Austin Romine and Gary Sanchez on their way up, and plenty of other DH options to choose from (or get stuck with, depending on how you look at it), the Yanks scored huge on this one. So long as Pineda's arm (and butt) don't fall off, he's a fantastic addition to the Rotation. With the future of Joba's wonky elbow and Phil Hughes' dead arm in question, the flame-throwing Michael Pineda is at least one reason to look forward to Yankees Pitching in 2012. Another, is that Hostess filed for Bankruptcy protection in January, which can only mean that CC Sabathia is still on the Diet Train to Healthyville (be patient, it's a Local). ALL ABOARD!!! WOOO WOOO!!

A-Rod's Quest for 600.

It's been awhile, but rest assured, Yankees Butts has not left you. I've read your complaints/threats, and realize there's a great need for some Yankees Butts action STAT.

And never has a Yankees Butt needed us so badly as it does right now. Alex Rodriguez just happened to be strolling along one day and hit 599 home runs without anyone paying attention to him. Every day since: 30 reporters ask him why he hasn't hit #600 yet, the fans come flocking to the freak show and blind him with camera flashes, Umps are switching out his balls (ha!), and poor A-Rod can't even go to the Hustler Club without someone shoving a "#600 TONIGHT?" oak-tag sign in his face. It's a real mind-fuck.

That's why A-Rod is getting a nod this week. Don't mistake it for sympathy, because it's actually a Vote of Confidence. A-Rod,

We know you're gonna hit #600. And if not-- if you manage to play out the rest of your career without hitting even ONE MORE home run, you've always got that fine Yankees Butt to fall back on.

Love, Yankees Butts It's been nearly 2 weeks since his last home run. He needs our help. So, during his next at-bat, take a good look and think about everything A-Rod's Yankees Butt has done for you over the years. It's time to repay the favor. If we all work together, maybe-- just maybe, we can will that ball into the third-tier... or at least over the short porch.

A-Rod Wants To Make You Happy

That's A-Rod down there. You can tell it's A-Rod because his socks are up. Also, because A-Rod has a really nice Yankees Butt.

In a way, #13, 3B, Alex Rodriguez's butt was the inspiration for this blog. A friend needed some cheering up and the only 100% bulletproof way to make that happen, was to send her a picture of A-Rod's butt. This pic, actually. And it worked, because aside from being one of the most talented baseball players to ever play the game, A-Rod's got a really nice butt. His Yankees Butt is like a magical Happy-Elixir to cheer up my friend. A-Rod's Yankees Butt is a real do-gooder.

His, in my opinion, is the first Yankees Butt posted here that actually falls into "Booty" territory. Fans of Jorge's snack-table Yankees Butt will probably disagree. Post your reasons in the comments section below.