Francisco Cervelli: A Spicy Meatahball

Oh, my. # 29, Francisco Cervelli. He gives new meaning to the term, "Backup Catcher". Ho, ho! See what I did there? High-fives? Anyone?


Objectification aside, I absolutely love watching Francisco play. He breathes some energy into the team, is animated at the plate, calls a great game, knows how to work a walk, and has become a clutch hit & RBI monster. His awesome Yankees Butt happens to be a bonus... A sweet, sweet bonus.

Nothing against Jorge (cuz we'll get to him soon), but hot damn- Francisco Cervelli is my New Favorite Yankee! Also, he shit-talked Marco Scutaro at the plate in Italian. Fucking spectacular!

Francisco-- call me- we'll get pizza.